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New Song: "Sad Puppies (Aren't Much Fun)"
You have, perhaps, heard of the kerfuffle involving this year's Hugo Awards. (If you haven't, the link below is a pretty good summary.) To be blunt, the whole thing is a pain in the ass. So, song. Sad puppies, sad puppies, Sad puppies aren't much fun. All their plots, all their hooks, But no one nominated their books, Sad puppies never won. Oblivion was their fate, Till they stuffed the ballot with hate, Sad puppies want to run, no no no. Rabid puppies joined in too, They’ll kill the Hugo before they’re through, Rabid puppies have just begun. Sad puppies Brad’s puppies Sad and Rabid puppies aren't much fun. (C'mon, everybody! NO, REALLY, EVERYBODY!) Nominated barely, Can’t win fairly, Sad and Rabid puppies aren't much fun. (One more time for Theodore Beale!) Sad Puppies, Jesus, what annoying puppies, Sad and Rabid puppies aren't much fun. ----- Sad Puppies (Aren't Much Fun) Lyrics: Tom Smith Music: "Dead Puppies (Aren't Much Fun)" as recorded by Ogden Edsl From a suggestion by Kerry Gilley Parallel processing by Royce Day Lyric suggestions by Becky Kyle and Harold Feld "Noah Ward" used with permission -- Special Thanks to David Gerrold