Theri There from 2005-11-21: Balance
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A person struggles to carry cardboard boxes from a moving van, thinking,

"These boxes of books sure are heavy. I'll visualize my dragon form,

and focus on its qualities of strength and balance!" The shining

silhouette of a dragon astral form appears around xir.

The dragon picks up a box with xir forelimbs, extending xir wings and

tail. Caption: "When a quadrupedal dragon rears up bipedally to carry a

heavy object, xe instinctively counterbalances the burden by unfurling

xir wings behind xir." This is illustrated with a old-fashioned

balancing scales, sitting level.

Caption: "Phantom wings (weighing nothing) are an ineffective

counterweight to lean against." The weight vanishes from one side of the

scales, and they collapse to the other. The dragon otherkin falls over,

spilling the box.

Under a pile of textbooks such as "Physics 101" and "Qi Gong," the

dragon kin says, "I shouldn't try a mental shift like that if I'm ever

on a tightrope," and then mutters, "Balance indeed!"

Notes: A learning experience with mental shifting. (Readers have pointed

out a flaw in this exercise in weird physics: the person should have

fallen forward instead. But then we wouldn't have seen xir sorry face at

the end.)

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