"The clock struck twelve o'clock as the clock hands pointed straight up on the clock. Then someone totally got MURDERED. Then the people who were there called the cops, and so Detective J. T. Musclesteel was on the case. Also, one more thing about the clock, it was a cuckoo clock."
So begins the epic tale of Detective J.T. Musclesteel! This is a book full of twists, turns, and additional twists that are similar to the first twists but just different enough to make you say "Alright, I'll allow it."
It contains drama, romance, comedy, more drama, suspense, dramatic comedy, and romantic dramady (which is like comedy plus drama plus smooching). So all KINDS of good stuff.
Best of all you can get it right now via ANY tier here on Patreon. (That means as little as a dollar.) Click the Become a Patron button and get your instant download link!
The New York Times has nothing to say about the book, but if they DID it would probably be "Definitely read it. Fo sho."