Jan 21, 2022
Sometimes that creepy bard or horny barbarian just won't get the hint that you're not interested. Wouldn't it be great to be able to instantly call in a helpful (and very effective) wingwoman/wingman/wingmage to get that annoying person to just go away?
This magic ring was inspired by a prompt over on r/Brewjammer, using the key words/phrases nick of time, tune, and lay low.
As a DM, I would drop one or two of these on NPCs if I had to deal with that one bard PC meme in play.
Prepared Adventurers are often new to D&D life and are out exploring the world at large (and their character options). This is a great level to be at, as you have your whole life as a player and DM ahead of you. Prepared Adventurers get:
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The Homebrew: Get access to all of my released homebrew content.
Content Suggestions: Make suggestions for new content, such as the name of a magic dagger or the theme of a subclass.
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Seasoned Adventurers are experienced Players and Dungeon Masters that enjoy having a variety of options to choose from. They like it when things are made specifically for them. Seasoned Adventurers get:
Everything that Prepared Adventurers get.
Custom Item: At your request 1/month, have a custom normal or magical item description created.
Feedback on Your Homebrew: At your request 1/month, send me a homebrew item, spell, monster, or NPC you are making, and I'll respond with my thoughts/suggestions.
Legendary Adventurers are people that know what they like and want more of it. They know the difference between "rogue" and "rouge", and they have battled their way to the foot of the angry momma dragon (and want to have the custom tools for the job). Legendary Adventurers get:
Everything that Prepared, and Seasoned Adventurers get.
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Ludicrous Level Adventurer
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Everything that Prepared, Seasoned, and Legendary Adventurers get.
Custom Race or Subclass: At your request 1/month, have a custom PC race or subclass created.
Your PC as an NPC: In the book I am creating (for 2024), I will include an NPC based on a character sheet you send me.