Pending Paperback: Survival Rout!
 
Y'all. This is now a physical thing that will soon be available! In order of how much I get in royalties (which is not much and that's okay but that's why the price is so high, I'm really sorry about that but Print-on-Demand is expensive) here are links: 


CreateSpace: Link!  

Amazon: Link!  (This one might take a couple days!)

Libraries: Maybe? If you ask your librarian? 


Remember! If you are a Patreon of $25 or higher, I will send you a signed copy free in the mail! I just need to know your address! Which you may not want to give me, and that's okay too! In which case, I think I can send you an unsigned copy via Amazon without me seeing your address, but you'll have to set it up via a wishlist