Beer Can Chicken and Steamed Crab - 89 - Shapeshifting. The aliens are still stranded at Crab and Chicken’s place. One of the aliens insists on going to Washington D.C. so they can send a distress signal. Steamed Crab warns the alien to wear a disguise, or risk getting caught. The alien claims that a disguise will be no problem since they are shapeshifters. But the alien turns out to be either lazy or the galaxy’s worst shapeshifter ever.