In the best tradition of "'All Star' by Smashmouth but every word is someBODY," "All Star by Smashmouth but it gets 15% faster every time he says 'the'" and "All Star but the vocals keep getting higher and the instrumental keeps getting lower," I give you "All Star, But It's Covered Badly on an Electric Tenor Ukulele."

Also, I give you my new haircut. I expect it will revert to looking like all my previous haircuts after I wash it...