Allah So Damn Akbar He Can't Defend His Third-Holiest Site From Lowly Jews
 
Jews have maintained a security presence in and around the compound for fifty years, a disgrace to Islam so intense that it calls into question the notion that Allah is, in fact, as akbar as His worshipers proclaim.
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