Amazing how you can suck on cigarettes, all day

and never draw an answer

puff and puff and puff and puff

and all you’ll get is cancer

Amazing when you drink

and your bottle

has a solution at the bottom

but you awake the following morning

only to find that you’ve forgotten

Amazing to roll the magic ganja

and take a toke, or three, or two

you’ll find out how to fix things

and find that you’re too tired to

Amazing to taste the tablets;

to see the world, in all its colorfulllll bliss

you’ll meet yourself alright…

and that’s someone you won’t miss