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$2?! That's like a nickel a video — enough for a beer or a cup of coffee!  And a thank you! What do you get for $2? Access to my Patreon feed where I'll post mini-lessons, photos, and you can post to me too! I'll prioritize YOUR questions! (Stupid or redundant questions may still get ignored! lol. )
Oh, and ask me and I'll follow you on Twitter! It's the least I can do! (Note: I am not arrogant enough to consider following someone back on Twitter to be of any financial value whatsoever, but if it makes you happy and you can tweet directly to me, I'm all for that!)
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JUST FOR FUN! Lucky "7" means I'll drink a toast to you and whatever you want during a LAUNDRY VIDEO. Your birthday? Your anniversary? You graduated high school? Finally got a date with Yuki? Tell me what to read on camera! If it's 30 seconds or less, I'll do it!
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The care package will be something LIKE this:

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JUST FOR FUN!! I will RUDELY read your long ass email and respond to it in a LAUNDRY TYPE video (10 minutes or longer). And you get all the above minus the limited stuff.

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Of course you get all the above (except limited stuff), and for those of you studying Japanese I will upload a timely JNEWS! video scripts accessible by you 3 days before the general public gets it! I'll do this AT LEAST once a week. It may be a script and video or just a script but your Japanese will improve! (And if you want more of these, tell me THIS is why you are supporting me and they'll increase!)
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T-shirts! and TALK!
Group Google+ Chat - All the above minus limited stuff and you get an invite to a group Google+ Chat once a month. Crack open a beer and we'll do laundry together! (Must be within a "reasonable" Japan time!)
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T-shirts! Every 2 months that you support me at this level, I'll send you an original Gimmeabreakman, Gimmeaflakeman, or Maggie Sensei t-shirt! 
Here's the first one!  We make them for ladies and male morons too!
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Look closely for the smiles and paws!

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Private Japanese Lesson with Victor - All the above except limited stuff, and you get a once-a-week, private, 30-minute one-on-one Japanese (or English) language lesson with me -- the King of Morons -- to be conducted via Skype or Google+.
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