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ARMADILLO OBITUARY
 
Here's another bite-sized transmission from beyond time. Thanks for your ears and your support!
Tier Benefits
Pledge $0 or more per null
patrons
Everyone
Pledge $0.01 or more per null
patrons
Patrons Only
DEATH PROPHECY
$2 or more per null 12 patrons
Our literal eternal gratitude AND

Timescanner will announce on twitter the method of your own peculiar death. A one of a kind personalized prophecy.
EXCLUSIVE MINI-EPISODES
$5 or more per null 11 patrons
Access to patron exclusive mini-episodes.

Also our literal eternal gratitude AND Timescanner will announce on twitter the method of your own peculiar death.
TIME AGENT MISSION ENVELOPES
$10 or more per null 20 of 1000 patrons
Patron will receive quarterly physical envelopes holding a limited edition signed and numbered piece of fiction from the within the Timescanner Universe. These are art objects that will never be published within my lifetime and I ask that you not share them online either. The only way to enjoy them is to be a $10 patron. "Artifacts" will be mailed out each solstice and equinox. Editions will be limited to the number of subscribers at the time these go out and will never exceed 1000. (in the beginning there will be far fewer than this so sign up now you'll be able to get something super rare and collectable)

You'll also receive our literal eternal gratitude AND access to exclusive mini-episodes AND Timescanner will tweet a personalized prophecy of the circumstances of your own peculiar death.
PERSONAL MISSION ENVELOPE
$17 or more per null 2 patrons
Timescanner will write you a one of a kind page addressed to you with your specific Time Bureau mission. Will be mailed after 6 months of patronage at this level.

Plus all the great stuff above.
EXCLUSIVE PATRON SHIRT plus that other stuff.
$25 or more per null 1 patron
An exclusive t-shirt only for $25 level patrons will be mailed after 6 months of patronage.

Plus all the great stuff above.
YOU'RE MY MOM!
$50 or more per null 1 patron
Are you my mom? Thanks, mom! Not my mom? You get to be my new mom I guess???

You can have all the other stuff too.

See you next week. Does lasagna sound good. I'll pick up the ingredients.
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