August 2015 Patreon supported
 
Thank you so much for the support this month!
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Thanks for your support! Seriously! For a dollar you can get:
  • access to our patron-only feed
  • access to creations once they go live
  • a warm, fuzzy feeling inside, akin to a tiny little puppy scampering around your ribs
  • a five-sentence nightmarish bedtime story written just for you, so you can at least stay awake worrying about something fun
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Thank you! For 3 dollars you'll get:
  • access to our patron-only feed
  • early access to all creations before they go live
  • a download link so you can keep a copy of each creation!
  • a public THANK YOU!
  • a nightmarish bedtime story
  • access to a monthly, serial horror story about a dog musician!
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Thank you! A lot! For 5 bucks you'll get:
  • access to our patron-only feed
  • early access to all creations before they go live
  • a download link of all creations, a personal bedtime story
  • access to a monthly horror dog musician serial story
  • a public THANK YOU! 
  • access to our monthly Google hangout shows!
This is going to be fun!
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1 patron
Thank you! You are really helping us out! For 10 buckaroos you'll get:
  • access to our patron-only feed
  • early access to creations
  • downloads of all creations
  • a personal bed time story
  • a monthly horror dog musician serial story
  • a public thank you
  • access to monthly Google hangout shows
  • free tickets plus a drink at any of our shows!
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Thank you for loving what we do! We love you back! For 20 smackers you'll get:
  • access to our patron-only feed
  • early access to creations
  • downloads of all creations
  • access to monthly Google hangout shows
  • free tickets and a couple drinks for you +1 for our shows 
  • as many meet and greets with cute dogs at locations of our choosing!
  • surprises in the mail!!!
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Wow! Thank you! You are an integral part of helping us do all the things we want to do with our music! For 30 doll hairs you'll get:
  • access to our patron-only feed
  • early access to creations
  • downloads of all creations
  • access to monthly Google hangout shows
  • free tickets and a couple drinks for you +1 for our shows
  • as many meet and greets with cute dogs at locations of our choosing
  • surprises in the mail
  • every piece of merch that we have!
  • a hard copy of all of our creations!
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0 of 20 patrons
Thank you big spender!!! What you are contributing is so generous! Holy sausage dogs! For Fitty Dollahs you'll get:
  • access to our patron-only feed
  • early access to creations
  • downloads of all creations
  • access to monthly Google hangout shows
  • free tickets and a couple drinks for you +1 for our shows
  • as many meet and greets with cute dogs at locations of our choosing
  • surprises in the mail
  • every piece of merch that we have
  • a hard copy of all of our creations
  • please join us on our next collaboration album, a fun project we've had on our minds for a while!
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Thanks Mommy or Daddy for support our important projects. No. Really. What are you? An amazing person? A computer-proficient labrador? Thanks for letting our imaginations run free. For your generous contribution of a Benjamin Franklin you'll get:
  • access to our patron-only feed
  • early access to creations
  • downloads of all creations
  • a personal bed time story
  • a monthly horror dog musician story
  • a public thank you
  • access to monthly Google hangout shows
  • free tickets and a couple drinks for you +1 for our shows
  • as many meet and greets with cute dogs at location of our choosing
  • private hangouts with Cris's adorable dog, Monkey!
  • surprises in the mail,
  • every piece of merch that we have plus a hardcopy of all of our creations
  • please join us on our next collaboration album, which will be a special fun project that's been on our minds for a while. 
  • we'll perform at a house show, birthday party, or any event you'd like us to in the NYC area (with at least one month's notice)!
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OKAY. we are exploding with all the possibilities and can't fathom that someone would love us this hard! We're listening to "I AM A GOD(feat GOD)" by KANYE WEST in your honor.
You get all the above rewards
PLUS:

NUDE BAND AVAILABLE FOR DRAWING PARTY
yyyeeep.

Also, let's sit down and talk about how we can help you in your creative endeavors.
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