Avengers: Age of Ultron: The Abridged Script | The Editing Room
This script was also featured on Cracked.com, so if you want, you can also read it there. AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON The Abridged Script FADE IN: EXT. HYDRA FORTRESS - FAKE EUROPE We open on an UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE as CHRIS HEMSWORTH, ROBERT DOWNEY, JR., CHRIS EVANS, GREEN MARK RUFFALO, SCARLETT JOHANSSON, and JEREMY RENNER storm a HYDRA base and straight up MURDER tons of regular, non-superpowered people in the world's LEAST-FAIR FIGHT.
Avengers: Age of Ultron: The Abridged Script
"Snarky dismissal imminent. Jackoff gesture subroutine engaged. Click, whirrrr"