Originally written August 9, 2011, for the Gender-Funky Giraffe Call.
Shiva and Nikita are from my original webserial Addergoole, (in recent years she's undergone a name change to Sheba).
"Do you miss being with a girl?" Niki curled up against Shiva's side, nuzzling sleepily at her shoulder. He'd been peaceful, quiet lately, and today he couldn't keep his hands off her.
She rubbed his back sleepily. It had been a busy, stressful week and she'd been grateful for his quiet. Now she wondered if it had been on purpose. "Miss being with a girl? That's... well, that's an odd question." She shrugged, and kissed him behind the ear. "I'm with you, now."
"Yeah... but do you ever wish I was a girl?"
She propped herself up on an elbow to study him, and wondered what had brought on this rash of insecurity.
"No, my darling dear. You're plenty of handful as it is," she teased, and then, seeing his expression fall, hurried to reassure him, first with a kiss, and then with a hand wandering down his body. "I'm with you, now, and you're all I need."
"So." Alex sat on the prop couch Basil was busily staple-upholstering. "Straight now?"
"Nope." Basil resisted the urge to staple Alex's pants to the couch. He was a bad enough actor to start with.
"I heard you and Summer..."
"Nope." Thanks, in part, to Alex, but Basil liked being Summer's friend.
"Damn. And she's damn hot, too. So still gay."
Maybe he could staple his leg to the couch instead. "Nope."
"So that rumor about you and Caleb the Green..."
"Depends on the rumor."
"You know, you two were..."
"In a long-term monogamous relationship?" He placed a staple precariously close to the actor's calf. "We were."
"And you're not with Summer."
"She's kinda busy."
"And you're not gay."
"Does this involve 'Arsenic and Old Lace' somehow?"
"Well, the blonde playing Abby is pretty hot, but I heard you and she..."
"No, not her, um... Krista."
"She's playing Elaine Harper. And yes, we are. Since the close of Much Ado."
"So like months. And still gay?"