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... "Gathered from disparate lives:
The Conductor, self-appointed leader,
who keeps the trains
running on time (formerly known
as the Administrator or Captain Tightship);
The Husbandman
with his wide straw hat
and the power to slow down
and stick around;
the impassioned, anarchistic Mad Doctor
Love, who sees what others cannot—
joined by his circus-trained sidekick Stuntboy;
The Werewolf, also known as The Human
Penis; and don't forget The Great Depressio,
whose power is to remember
bad things and forget good things
and listen to songs on repeat." ...

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