BOW DOWN BEFORE THE KING OF KOOPA, MINION!
FOR HE DEMANDS RECOGNITION AND A CAKE THE SIZE OF A GALAXY
wait does that mean there’s gonna be a party after this? Hooray!
Bowser has always been one of my favorite villains, he strikes the correct balance between goofy and treathening that i love so much, it helps that he’s top final boss material…except when he gets the short end of the stick and his boss fights end up sucking a whole lot.
Looking at you Galaxy 2.
Either way, there’s one thing that i’ve always loved about bowser’s presentation in the mario games and that’s how he leads his troops, while fear is certainly involved, its repeatedly stated that his minions follow behind him out of respect more than fear, I don’t know how bowser does it, but he manages to be a very competent leader when seen from an outsiders perspective.
Its just, you know, mario ends up being a one man army, so it doesn’t really matter a whole lot, and that’s just mario, its even worse for bowser whenever luigi and the other pals end up joining forces to kick his tail.
Heck, even when he tried to be competent and captured mario first, PEACH was the one who kicked his tail.
A competent leader he might be, but a goomba is still a goomba sad to say, just step on those guys and they’re pretty much done. I wonder why the spiked helmets are not standard issue…