Burial of the Rats pg 2
Don't go reading this story (Stoker's prose of this). It's public domain now, and you can read it in it's entirety online for free... but I don't wan't you getting any spoilers.
I promise you will like my version better!
Anyways, who the fuck would agree to this sort of arrangement? Alice must be one spicy enchilada.
Oh, wait, this is England...
Alice must be one bitchen' blancmange.