He hunched his nether quarters with a strain,
and made a bunch of grunts as if in pain,
then started crapping out a clump of shades.
“He said, ‘This first trio were German lads:
James Franck, Hans Bethe, plus Rudolph Peierls.
Then three from Budapest: Here’s Edward Teller,
John von Neumann, and Leo Szilard.
‘Klaus Fuchs deserved a double spot in ice
for passing secrets to the Soviets
whilst laboring on the Manhattan Project.
So he was torn in half and buried twice.
‘Einstein’s not here, 'cause he's too theoretical;
to mention him would just be thought heretical.’"