Christmas Special Commentary!
 
Coming your way (finally) by popular demand is Fanboy Commentary for the Christmas Special! And maybe the Ewok movie, if we can stomach that much cringe in one day.

We'll be recording before the Patreon call this Sunday. We won't be able to live stream the dang thing, but you better get ready for some of the most absurd commentary you'll ever hear!

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