A Christmas Song Parody - Shopping Malls
 
Shopping malls ravaged with fury,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Tis the season to get angry,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.


Fish out the ten ton winter coat,

Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

Troll all the catholic old time folk,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.


See miles and miles of unmoving traffic,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Striking the horn and feeling sick.

Fa la la la la, la la la la.


Standing in line for an hour,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

While someone yells at the cashier,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.


Rubberneck and snow caused crashes,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

It’s like having post-war flashes,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.


Five days prep for Christmas dinner,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Pass the drink, I’ll have another,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.