J.S. Bach famously wrote a "Coffee Cantata," which is even well-known by baristas who don't necessarily love classical music. I'm making something by the same title, but instead of strings and voices being the instruments, the music will be provided by the coffee equipment itself. Much to the chagrin of my friends who've taught me to love third wave coffee, this soundtrack will feature automatic electronic equipment, since I'm too impatient in the morning for the sweet whispers of a good hand pour. Maybe in the future I can develop a whole sweet comprised of the noises of various kinds of brewing techniques. Expect this final product within a week or two.