I filmed this last night at like 10 PM because when I was supposed to film it I instead accidentally fell asleep and was gone for like three hours and then I had a bunch of other stuff to get done so I left it to render overnight and now you have it! Sorry! I'm more on top of things than this normally, I swear.

INGREDIENTS

-1 block firm tofu

-1 egg

-1/2 onion, diced

-some mushrooms, diced

-at least a half-cup of breadcrumbs, more to taste

-spices to taste

-Optional: sliced cheese

(I can't in good faith hit the "Charge Patrons" button on a video I put up late.)