Calling heroes to do Spire?
Did you click the invitation,
Or ran in fear to your damnation?
Did you buff with scrolls and pots,
To vanquish evil that lurks and rots!
Or are you too cool and AFK,
‘Cause mobs just drop to your dismay?
The Spire stands, so dark and strong,
So what the rewards are bloody wrong?
Let’s just go and get it done,
Even if we do it offline :)