County Clerk Kim Davis

I don’t care how many times she’s been married. I don’t care who the biological father of her children is. I don’t care that her fashion sense is sad and plain and overly modest. If she had been married four times to three men with twins of contested origin and issued same-sex marriage licenses while wearing a mumu, I still wouldn’t care. If she was gorgeous and dressed fashionably and had never been married, I still wouldn’t care.