You're a raccoon and you're involved in the dangerous world of illegal LA street racing. Except: you can't drive a car on your own, so you need to team up to do it. But no conferring. 

Good luck!

- G

P.S. I've put in three versions: a plain PDF document, a cut-and-paste layout of printed text, and a handwritten version. A few of you have said that you much prefer the handwritten versions, but this game had simply too much stuff in it to fit on a single handwritten page and still be fun to look at. But it's there if you want it!