Custom reads are up!
 
Hey beauties-

We recorded our first custom read video! (On Ariel's phone, with significant technical challenges.) Hopefully the downgrade in quality won't hinder your enjoyment of our signature disgustoid humor. And if you want us to review your favorite wrestler, your favorite outfit, your best friend, your pet, or whatever else, you can bump your contribution up to $20 for a month and we'll do it!

xoxo