THE DARK TOWER Review | Film Pulse
The Dark Tower takes an eight-book oeuvre from Stephen King and reduces it to a 95-minute nothingburger of a movie. One-dimensional characters, awkward expositional dialogue and the most basic of sci-fi/fantasy tropes come together in what feels like another wannabe franchise to add to the scrapheap of YA also-rans (R.I.P.
THE DARK TOWER review
Blake reviews The Dark Tower and says it's "Fascinating only because of its flaccidness – both compared to its source material and in its rudimentary blockbuster construction – The Dark Tower stirs weariness instead of wonder."