Sure, I've been known to make a joke or two at Liberal Arts majors' expense. You'd be forgiven for mistaking me for your own disappointed, blue-collar parents who squandered their life's savings sending you to Northwestern for five years so you could follow in Stephen Colbert's footsteps and study improv theater.
Dear Liberal Arts Majors,
"See? I can't stop myself. I've lost control. The Liberal Arts jokes have the power now."