I’m sure you all remember (unless this is the first time you’ve visited my gallery) Douglas’ off-and-on lover from the depths of the ocean, Aquarius, but the two other inhuman dudes in this picture are his other off-and-on part-time lovers. On the far right is Stevie the Wicked Warlock and on the far left is Eddie Collin the sparkle vampire.
To recap, Aquarius is actually one of my minor adversaries. He is a rebellious rock ‘n’ roll surfer hermaphrodite merman youth from the undersea metropolis known as New Coral City. When Aquarius isn’t causing problems for both land and sea he’s flirting and getting freaky with my slutty gay clone. Personally, I don’t see what Douglas sees in him. I mean the guy reeks of fish, and he can’t sing to save his life.
Stevie the Wicked Warlock is yet another minor adversary I face from time to time; actually he’s mostly Adilia’s adversary, but since she’s my girlfriend I occasionally find myself butting heads with him. Truthfully, Stevie isn’t that big of a threat and is more of a nuisance than a real villain. In a way, Stevie’s like our own world’s equivalent to Gargamel. He’s a total failure as a warlock as his spells and potions frequently backfire on him. He is the distant cousin of the Wicked Witches of Oz, but as he’s nowhere near as skilled as his infamous family members he is generally shunned by them and most of the other witches and warlocks in Oneiroia. His closest and only true friend is his magic broomstick, Skip; who often has to save Stevie from the constant blunders he makes. Stevie seeks to capture Adilia in order to absorb her powers to make himself more powerful and efficient at witchcraft, but his plans to capture her never succeed as he is a total inept bumbling klutz, and usually meets with a swift and humiliating defeat at her hand. Though you wouldn’t initially suspect it from his personality and demeanor, Stevie is a straight-up femboy bottom. He is every bit as gay as Douglas is, and more so, and despite being generally evil and unpleasant (as well as geeky and goofy) Stevie and Douglas maintain a bittersweet off-and-on relationship with Douglas usually acting as the dominant top. Stevie is also rather insecure about the massive wart on his nose.
Eddie Collin is one of the few last remaining sparkle vampires in the world; his species having nearly been wiped out of existence by all the other vampires of Oneiroia who see his kind as being a blight on the dignity of the Vampire Race. Unlike other vampires who must drink blood in order to survive, Eddie and his sparkle brethren must drink the juices of fruit (sort of like fruit bats). Sparkle vampires like Eddie can also walk around in broad daylight without the rays of the sun causing them to rapidly age like the other vampires would. This is actually much to their benefit because they can move around during the day when the other vampires are sleeping and hide at night so they can’t find them. The only side effect is that the sunlight causes their skin to sparkle like diamonds, but of course these days that tends to be written off by most people as cheesy glitter lotion. Douglas first met Eddie while shopping at the mall for new polyester pants. What followed is an incredibly sickening love story that I’d rather not delve into, but suffice it to say, the whole ordeal is like a twisted homo cartoon parody of a poorly written sappy film series about some dumb chick who falls in love with a pansy-ass vampire, but I digress. They were originally going to get married and Eddie was going to turn Douglas into a vampire too, but they eventually changed their minds after they both realized they couldn’t stand the idea of commitment, so they broke off the engagement, but they still see each other from time to time to relive “fond memories”. The greatest fear that Eddie has is being found by any of the other non-sparkle vampires, as they would rip him limb from limb and grind him into powder.
As these guys are all the off-and-on again lovers of Douglas they do actually know one another and occasionally date each other openly with or without Douglas being involved. It’s sort of like an open gay polyamorous relationship of “horrific” proportions. XD