Drumming One Direction's "Stockholm Syndrome"
My fellow Patreon compatriots. Greetings from the road! Since One Direction is the metal-est band ever, let us shred.

Like the band or not, their record production is super groovy, right? I'm avenging here what I wanted the Tears for Fears drummer to play on "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" in the 80's. I'm also avenging the disturbing lack of cowbell in this hit song. They're lucky they made it to the charts at all with that kind of non-cowbelling attitude. No wonder Zayn quit.