OK. this is happening. real news about real art soon but FUCK EVERYTHING!!! ECLIPSE!!!!!!! jaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
i've LANDED IN TENNESSEE for this WONDERFUL NON-PARTISAN, NON-POLITICAL, SOUL-ENLIGHTENING eclipse. i'm currently in hampshire (south of nashville - don't ask why) and i'm going to start driving up towards CLARKSVILLE BALLS EARLY with a few friends (and babies). any locals have advice??? HOW BALLS EARLY SHOULD WE DRIVE? we were gonna leave at around 5 am given the drive is usually 2 hours and the eclipse starts at noon. are there any beautiful natural spots just south of clarksville?
WILL ANY OF YOU BE BE THERE??? ARE THERE ANY AMAZING TERRIBLE WONDERFUL DINERS NEAR THERE THAT ARE OPEN BALLS EARLY?? TALK TO ME. i'm reading comments all night.