We're coming up to the halfway mark with what is easily not only the worst movie we have seen so far, it is possibly the worst movie we will ever see. We are so sorry if any of you watched Holidate because of this podcast. We didn't know, we didn't know it was wrong! But it is. So wrong. And to make matters worse, our guest Julie Hollenbach watched the movie SEVEN TIMES. We are possibly war criminals now. And our punishment would be watching Holidate again.

On the bright side, it makes for a lively episode of tears, recriminations, processing, hysterics, and mysterious whispers. We hope it helps you purge your system of this terrible movie. And if not, take cheer - tomorrow's movie is one of the BEST we have done! But for now, the local opening band in the Woodstock '95 of holiday movies.

Did you watch this piece of shit? We're sorry. Really, deeply sorry. Tell us what you think in the comments below or hit us up on social media: @PodinaQueerTree on Twitter and @apodcastinaqueertree on Instagram.

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Thanks for listening! We're sorry.