Your train has broken down? Make your way to the (W)affle House and wait for Joan Cusack to give you a lift. Enjoy your breakfast as you watch the locals prepare for a huge holiday party. Did that waitress just kiss another girl? Damn, this doesn't look like Hallmarktown! Welcome to a world of heartbreakingly awkward baby lesbians, apology pigs, philosophy bros, broomball and so much more.

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Thanks for listening to today's episode! Tomorrow we kick off a special three-episode look at the massive Netflix series A Christmas Prince - the nexus of the Netflix Holiday Movie Universe.