"Everyone Makes Him"
 
Some lyrics I'd originally posted to my FarceBorg page http://www.facebook.com/ruadhanmusic

"Everyone Makes Him"

(c)2016, Ruadhán / RudyQ Music


Short boy sitting on his front porch

Sucking down his Marlboro fag

Face like Murphy with a ginger crest

Everyone makes him for a


But models

He only dates models

He's not a rock star

Or Johnny Depp

His life is just like yours

But he only dates models


Wide eyes watching the dance floor

Pretty boy modern dancer

Eyes on him but am around the girl

Everyone makes him for a


But models

He only dates models

He's not a rock star

Or Johnny Depp

His life is just like yours

But he only dates models


It's alright, Mr Weirdsly

Your secrets are safe with the nurse

She knows you better than you know yourself

Though everyone makes you for a


But models

You only date models

(Only dating models)

You're not a rock star

Or Johnny Depp

But who knows?

Maybe this time....?

It won't end up so bad

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