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(panel 1 - Mark Zuckerberg peeking over a pair of Ray-Bans.) Facebook's Innovations (panel 2 - Zuckerberg wearing glasses and looking at an appalled woman.) Zuckerberg, "Our glasses bring Facebook to EVERYONE, especially those who wisely quit years ago." (panel 3 - Zuckerberg kneeling over and speaking into a Facebook-branded toilet.) Zuckerberg, "We've created a virtual Facebook space that simulates our algorithm. Simply shout your opinions directly into the Facebook Toilet." (panel 4 - Zuckerberg with a cardboard box of trash.) Zuckerberg, "We're bringing Facebook Marketplace into your home, with a monthly curated box of garbage." (panel 5 - Zuckerberg with a schoolyard bully.) Zuckerberg, "Facebook takes harassment seriously. That's why we're assigning each user their own dedicated bully." (panel 6 - Zuckerberg with a car driving towards protesters.) Zuckerberg, "Our self-driving car will ram into protesters automatically, instead of waiting for a human driver to become radicalized by our site."
Facebook's Innovations

Sep 17, 2021

Facebook recently unveiled some "new" things, such as smart glasses and virtual conference rooms. Which makes sense, since anybody old enough to remember Google Glass and Second Life fondly is old enough to be Facebook's target demo.

Each time I log onto that garbage to post a cartoon, it's a user-interface nightmare, not to mention the awful posts that get promoted to the top of the feed before I can toss some likes on my Mom's posts before I log out.

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