Facebook’s oversight board made some news this week for issuing a toothless decree about kicking a certain ex-president off their platform. A shame actual regulations don’t apply to them and they get to make up their own on the fly.

(panel 1 - Title above a floating orb with Mark Zuckerberg's face.)

Facebook's Oversight Orb

(panel 2 - The Zuckerberg Orb hovering over someone typing at a computer.)

typing inset, "The Democrats are harvesting baby blood to commit SUPER VOTER FRAUD!"

Zuckerberg, "Not true, but the algorithm's gonna spew this into everyone's feed!"

(panel 3 - The Zuckerberg Orb hovering over a board meeting at Facebook headquarters.)

executive, "Should advertisers be running these invasive, creepy ads?"

Zuckerberg, "You say 'creepy;' I say 'HIGHLY TARGETED.'"

(panel 4 - The Zuckerberg Orb hovering over someone texting.)

texting inset, "Bill Gates put tracking microchips in the vaccines!"

(panel 5 - The Zuckerberg Orb hovering over someone texting.)

Zuckerberg, "Keep posting that while you continue to let me track everything you do!"