These T.V. shows I made up are still more informative than anything on cable news. I don't watch any of it, yet somehow I'm aware that things are bad and getting worse.

Unlike what seems like everybody else, I'm still quarantining and soon it will be too cold to do that outside on long walks or the porch. So I'll eventually look at cable news out of sheer boredom and immediately regret doing that.

If you don't know what the numbers are above the show titles, ask your grandparents to show you a copy of their TV Guides.