In this episode, we'll take you along the banks of the Nile, to the tourist-trap of Mastabat el-Fara'un at Saqqara, through the tiny dream of a normal-sized Pharaoh and up into the misinterpreted cloud formations of some confused Archaeologists. We'll see what happens when the sun gets drunk, and ask ourselves why aliens would even bother making pyramids in the first place. This episode of For Serious, like all episodes of For Serious, is brought to you by...you! Thank you patrons. We don't have kids, but if we did, we'd love you more than them.