A POP DAYDREAM PART I: THINNING THE HERD.
I hired a van. The expense was a concern but I needed the capacity. First the long drive north to Middlesborough. I knew he'd be at home, visiting relatives. Made sure my HeadBag was packed. Blindfolds and ballgags. Rope. Some starved, stroppy badgers. Maxi-pack of chloroform-seeped bogroll from Costco. Masking tape.
For those who hate Ed Sheeran. Here be balm.
The popularity of Sheeran and his ilk is really down to self-pity-masquerading-as-compassion being THEE biggest global brand politically and commercially in the past decade. I wrote this to drive the bad thoughts away. I hope it helps you too x