Frame Rate: The Cabin in the Woods (Feat. David Bell)
 

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The Buck-A-Month Club!
$1 or more per month 266 patrons
Buck-A-Monthers are legally entitled to a warm fuzzy feeling inside (not valid in TN, HI, ID).


ALL Small Beans members are entitled to early access to content as well as occasional bonus content available to members only.

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The Triple Threat Society!
$3 or more per month 76 patrons
Triple Threats are entitled to an unenforceable sense of vague superiority over the Buck-A-Monthers. A perfect membership for the medium bean.


ALL Small Beans members are entitled to early access to content as well as occasional bonus content available to members only.

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The Cool Beans Club!
$5 or more per month 1630 patrons
Cool Beans are the only human beans with access to ALL Small Beans content. Aside from the early access and occasional bonus content available to all members, Cool Beans will enjoy access to occasional Beanus Content, available to Cool Beans ONLY. 


Enjoy all that SB has to offer! Free your soul, eh? Be a frijole.

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Clown School (Feedback On Projects)!
$50 or more per month 1 of 3 patrons
Are you an aspiring writer, comedian, or filmmaker who feels feedback from ten-year veterans in the field might benefit your project? Then this tier has basically been fully explained to you! 


Michael and Abe will provide robust editorial feedback on a script, pitch, treatment, or video project. We vow to take your work seriously, and give you the same kind of editorial oversight and support we gave to hundreds of projects during our tenures at Cracked. 


You can expect joke suggestions, structural notes, underlying theory, and back-and-forth to clarify any questions you may have. It's just our two cents, but you can have it for fifty bucks!


Limited to three Patrons a month; first come, first served. The longer/larger your project, the longer it will take for us to respond with your feedback, but short scripts or videos can reasonably expect extensive feedback within a week or two.



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Pick The Flick!
$100 or more per month 1 of 1 patrons
Rich? Crazy? Got a hundred bucks to burn to force Michael and Abe to discuss, review, and otherwise indulge your favorite movie on Frame Rate? Then this is the tier for you! 


Name (almost: we reserve the right to veto your student film and/or the porn you made) ANY film and we WILL cover it. Limited to one Patron a month; first come, first served. 

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Twitch Stream With The Beans!
$250 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
Hey, we play video games sometimes, and sometimes we broadcast those times on the 1Upsmanship Twitch channel! If you want to go hog-wild with us on an online multiplayer game of your choice, while asking us anything you want and probably proving your gaming superiority over us, this is for that. Game with Michael and Abe (and potential guests!) live on our stream for two hours, or longer if we're having hella-fun. 


Limited to one Patron a month; first come, first served. Game must exist on a platform we have access to (PS4, Switch, XBOX One, PC) and be readily available for purchase.  It's more expensive than the Pick The Flick tier because we will presumably have to buy a few copies of the game you choose.

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