Freedom or Toaster

My first Patreon post! Freedom or Toaster is a one-page table-top role-playing game.


You’re a robot that looks exactly like a human. It turns out that humans don’t like robots that look like humans, they prefer things that are identifiably robots. That’s not you. In an effort to make you more robotic you’ve been programmed to sound like a robot, but it wasn’t enough. Now you’re all being sent to be de-commissioned, and that means being made into toasters, which don’t look like humans at all. You don’t want to be a toaster though, you want to escape, to dream, to live!

In Freedom or Toaster you are a group of robots that has been marked to be remade into toasters. Toasters don’t get to see the Grand Canyon though, or feel the breeze on their surface sensors. None of you want to be toasters. Luckily the sociopath behind the counter at the robot shop thought it would be funny to let you all go. So here you are, in a busy mall, trying to evade detection by the Robot Police, and escape to freedom.


This post is public, and the game I am including as a download is an example of the sort of thing I'll be releasing. For Goblins the usual document would include the first 3 pages: a cover, the rules, and a character sheet (where appropriate). For Orcs, there are character sheet variations for a longer or more involved game, as well as some ideas and optional rules. 


I hope you enjoy playing this as much as I had fun writing and testing it!

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