In The Land Of The Dollar Bill: Furiko Reads The Dresden Files (Grave Peril)
Segways are fucking awesome. FEAR THE SEGWAY. Okay, granted, I didn't remember her name either, but I'm not the one who went Manderly when she died. Quick, go grab an astral whiteboard! Or play charades, sure; I guess it isn't like you have a date with a vampiric saucier or anything.
Furiko Reads Grave Peril, Part 43