Got my 1st LA moving violation ticket !
Im actually quite honored.

Ran a red light that was taking too long with nobody else waiting.

I couldnt see out my back window bc of rain / condensation, along with no side view mirror, so I couldnt see that a cop was right behind me

well whatever now I feel like an official Angeleno 

Tier Benefits
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
'WELL Iguess that wld be fine'

this is a great intro level 

and helps me to pay 4 this overpriced diesel 

you *might see some special content here that the public cannot,,  Posibly

and yes thats actually my real car

"EXTRA marital strife"
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
wana help me deal with distressed ex husbands trying to get revenge??

"Great" ! 

so this wld be going towards things like restraining orders when I commit heinous acts of Adultry 

but at this tier there is no ‘tangible’ reward other than a slight warmness,, thats brotherhood, brother

at times I will release digital material to these subscribiers

"Press pass"
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
Exclusive access to new trauma, disasters and idiotic mistakes,,

Photos, videos, life altering content and extremely embarrasing moments on the road to major depression and or financial ruin,,

join me as I start in on a never ending list of faux pas' (thats french it means Bad thing you did in public)

it goes w/out Saying this is the best pledge amount 

"come on its $3 thats barely Any $ at all"

"Big Shot"
$4 or more per month 0 patrons
enjoy a *Brief*monthly Skype call with Yours truely 

of coarse this is in addition to the Already teriffic perks included for Press Pass'rs

see Me on the screen !  Using technolegy !

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