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Pledge $0.01 or more per month
• free music
• Spotify/Play/YouTube playlists
• the wit, insight, & umbrage of my twitter
• updates on what I & all my cooler friends are doing
You can have everything that this tier gets you without pledging, except for the sure and solemn knowing that I would die without your help.
Oh plus the occasional secret bonus I guess who knows??? Only the $1 Patreots.
Impatience Is A Virtue
You will get a download the same day I receive my final mix, even if the cover art isn't ready!
That could mean several in a month for the same three bucks. You might even hear a few that get bumped or replaced, and become Digital Collectors' Items! That would be weird!
I’ll Columbia House You
as soon as your first month’s pledge clears, i’ll start you off with one of any CD, tape, or zine I’ve previously released (and still have)! Then when the next album or EP or zine thing or single rolls around, it’s headed to you like a ROCKET.
Even if a label puts it out and can't afford to give me a bunch of free copies for this purpose, I will walk to the STORE in a SNOW STORM and I will BUY you a copy and have the CONFUSED STORE CLERK autograph it for you! And mail it to your house! HAPPILY.
He distinctly said, "To lathe."
This reward will be mailed out bimonthly*, because
(a) there's room for two songs on a double-sided disc, and because otherwise the shipping costs would kill us both, and
(b) let's be honest - if I sent you this EVERY month, your house would quickly qualify for its own episode of Hoarders, and I don't want to get my big break on TV by being the reason a whole bunch of cool rap nerds are on Hoarders next year.
*not in the sense of "twice a month," but in the sense of "once every two months and I'm bi."
True Patreot Love
No music, no merch, no nothing.
You give me your social media contacts and I block you on everything. As far as you're concerned, it's like I was never born.
You'll never think of me again.
Finally... blissful release.