Ha!
 
Wed. 25 April, 2018.

When I was a young teen, I attended several sleep-overs where late at night some of the girls played the 'parlour game' Ouija.  

Not me, as I was tucked into my sleeping bag trying to go to sleep. When they would encourage me to get up and join them, I would decline. One time I watched the first ten minutes of the proceedings but was considered a joykiller as I kept asking if it wasn't their hands moving the game piece to get the answer they wanted.

I was sent back to my sleeping bag. 

The second time this happened, I was in the state of nearly asleep when my friend Tiffany screamed, "Jenifer!! The Ouija board says you are going to die in your forties!"

"That's nice, I am going to sleep."

Fast forward to yesterday. My fiftieth birthday.  As of today, I am officially completely out of my forties and am not going back.

Take that, Tiffany's Ouija board!