But once I figured out what she was talking about, I had a very clear image as to what Taco would be up to during the holidays. You should read this and *maybe* picture Taco in a festive sweater.
This is a story in text form--I tried to put it into a template to make it look like an actual phone, but it ended up being a gigantic time suck.
For those that are paying Patreons of 1$ and up--your story will be up in the next week. Hope you all are warm, dry, and well fed.