Happy Mother's Day
 
* I’m going to give you until the count of three… 1… 2… 2 and a half… 2 and three quarters. * I don’t care who started it, I said stop! * I don’t have to explain myself. I said no. * I can’t believe you can sleep in this filth! * Am I talking to a brick wall? Then remember... The first time you truly appreciate Mother’s Day will be the first time you spend it without one. - Linda Poindexter