This seems to have been a big problem for a lot of other Patreon creators, so if you have a Patreon and this is news to you, watch out for fake pledges. Most of the fakes I got were emails like email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. If you recently got any big, reward-elgible pledges from an email address like that with no avatar and no other pledges on their account, be wary. I've spoken with people from Patreon and they plan to have a fix for this exploit within a month or two.
Other than that, everything's fine and moving along. Just wanted to let everybody know to keep an eye out. Something something about not counting eggs something something.