Hello, How To Be a Patrons!
How are you all? What is SHAKING?

Now that you're so nice as to give us actual American money, we wanted to ask if there's anything we could be doing for YOU. Is there anything you want to see? Any Patreon-specific benefits you'd like?

We appreciate all of you listening (let alone giving us money). Each and every one of you is important - EXCEPT ONE. Figure out who that is amongst yourselves.

Thanks again for everything.