How to Download Tunes
Hello Patient Patrons,

It seems that the administrator (me) has failed to properly post the links that allow you to download the tunes that I have published. This is a severe oversight, as the whole point of this thing is that you are able to OWN the tunes and carry them around with you so you can listen obsessively and memorize every line. If you look at the screenshot above, there is an orange link below the lyrics that has a paper clip to the left of that. When you click on the orange type it should download the mp3 into your iTunes.

Please let me know if this does not work for you. It's very important that you get ahold of these tunes (if you want them.)

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$1 or more per song 4 patrons
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$2 or more per song 17 patrons
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$5 or more per song 17 patrons
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  • Plus all previous rewards
I Have Drunk the Flavor-Aid
$10 or more per song 19 patrons

  • I promise to never write a song about you
  • Permanent Endebtedness
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